April192014

tragedyseries:

Have you considered the possibility that your best friend, neighbor, room mate, sibling or dear old parents might slip suddenly towards the macabre? Try your hand at the whimsical practice of super-villain phrenology; it’s our best testing method aside from testing their blood for phlogiston…

You will need access to a printing mechanism, shears, some adhesive paste and 5 uninterrupted minutes. I wish you the best of luck.

8AM

I guess I'm not very charitable

  • Girlfriend: I did something you wouldn't like today.
  • Me: What?
  • Girlfriend: A woman came up to me and asked for a pound for the bus and I gave it to her. I know she won't really use it for the bus.
  • Me: God damn it, it's never for the bus. Just walk past them.
  • Girlfriend: I did something else you wouldn't like.
  • Me: ...What?
  • Girlfriend: A woman from Save the Children stopped me and I donated by text.
  • Me: God damn it, just walk past, you have a train to catch that's the excuse. I have a child, I am a god damn children's charity, I pay for one. How much did you donate?
  • Girlfriend: ...£5
  • Me: £5?!?!?!
8AM

(via skyeeeed)

8AM
April182014

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

(via tenblade)

8PM
8PM
8PM
ultimatefangirl24601:

livepreppily:

preppyinpink9:

I have literally reblogged this so many times like

I’m mesmerized

Their reactions tho

ultimatefangirl24601:

livepreppily:

preppyinpink9:

I have literally reblogged this so many times like

I’m mesmerized

Their reactions tho

(Source: 4gifs, via lifeontherunbitches)

8PM
  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
8PM

Tyler Durden - Our Great Depression

(Source: god-body, via lifeontherunbitches)

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